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Miles Jupp - On I Bang

Since Miles’ last tour finished at The London Palladium in 2017, he’s been in The Full Monty on Disney Plus, The Durrells and Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? on ITV, as well as a heap of episodes of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order and Have I Got News For You.

He’s made an award-winning radio series, he’s published a novel and he’s played the Emperor of Austria and Europe in Ridley Scott’s Napoleon.

Yet one sunny day in the middle of all this, he suddenly suffered a brain seizure. This led to the discovery of a tumour the size of a cherry tomato, and a rather pressing need to undergo major neurosurgery. Obviously, one doesn’t wish to make a big deal of it, but the experience has left him with a story to tell and a few things that he’d like to share with the room. So that’s exactly what he’s doing in his new show On I Bang – a tale about surprise, fear, luck, love and qualified medical practitioners.

“JOYFUL SHOW ABOUT NEAR-DEATH IS HIS BEST YET”  **** THE TIMES 2024

“ELEGANTLY FUNNY, TERRIBLY ENGLISH ACCOUNT OF A TUMOUR” **** THE GUARDIAN 2024

**** The Telegraph **** Chortle 2024

***** The Arts Desk 2024

The Capulets and Montagues are sworn enemies. Yet it is love at first sight for Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet when they meet each other at the Capulet ball, into which Romeo has snuck.

The two fall in love and they profess their devotion to each other at Juliet’s balcony. They secretly get married. The stakes are raised for the young couple when Romeo avenges the death of his friend Mercutio who has been killed by Tybalt, Juliet’s cousin. For this, Romeo is exiled from Verona.

Meanwhile, Juliet’s parents are forcing her to marry another suitor. In order to be together, Romeo and Juliet must risk it all.

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Mae'r Capulets a Montagues yn elynion llwg. Ac eto, cariad yw hi ar yr olwg gyntaf i Romeo Montague a Juliet Capulet pan fyddant yn cwrdd â'i gilydd wrth bêl y Capulet, y mae Romeo wedi sncian ynddi.

Mae'r ddau yn cwympo mewn cariad ac maen nhw'n arddel eu hymroddiad i'w gilydd ar falconi Juliet. Maent yn priodi yn gyfrinachol. Codir y polion ar gyfer y cwpl ifanc pan fydd Romeo yn dial am farwolaeth ei ffrind Mercutio sydd wedi cael ei ladd gan Tybalt, cefnder Juliet. Am hyn, alltudir Romeo o Verona.

Yn y cyfamser, mae rhieni Juliet yn ei gorfodi i briodi rhywun arall. Er mwyn bod gyda'i gilydd, rhaid i Romeo a Juliet fentro'r cyfan.

Prince Siegfried chances upon a flock of swans while out hunting.

When one of the swans turns into a beautiful woman, Odette, he is enraptured. But she is under a spell that holds her captive, allowing her to regain her human form only at night. Von Rothbart, arbiter of Odette's curse, tricks the Prince into declaring his love for the identical Odile and thus breaking his vow to Odette. Doomed to remain a swan forever, Odette has but one way to break the sorcerer's spell.

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Mae'r Tywysog Siegfried yn siawnsio ar haid o elyrch tra allan yn hela.

Pan fydd un o'r elyrch yn troi'n fenyw hardd, Odette, mae'n cael ei swyno. Ond mae hi dan swyn sy'n ei dal yn gaeth, gan ganiatáu iddi adennill ei ffurf ddynol yn unig yn y nos. Mae Von Rothbart, canolwr melltith Odette, yn twyllo'r Tywysog i ddatgan ei gariad at yr un Odile a thrwy hynny dorri ei adduned i Odette. Wedi'i dynghedu i aros yn alarch am byth, nid oes gan Odette ond un ffordd o dorri swyn y dewin.